The Bluffer's Guide to the Cosmos
By Daniel Hudon
 
Extracts from the book

 
Size doesn't matter
When it comes to the size of the cosmos, just remember that it's not size but how you bluff it that matters. True bluffers won't bother about the size of the Solar System. It's too small. Things are always colliding with each other.
 
Size does matter
While Galileo got by with a lens the size of a mandarin orange, today's astronomers scour the heavens using mirrors that range from the size of an average swimming pool to a new class of telescopes destined to exceed tennis court size - one of which is sited in Chile and aptly named the Very Large Telescope (VLT). Cosmologists are happiest when stating the obvious. Another one in prospect is of football-field proportions, and known as the Overwhelmingly Large Telescope (OWL for short).
 
Measure for measure
The Hubble trouble that sabotaged the $1.5 billion space telescope project was an error of 1.3 mm (0.05 inches), and it required a space mission to fix it. More recently, instructions using imperial instead of metric measurement sent a Mars probe into oblivion.
 
Condensed milk
All the stars seen in the night sky are in Earth's home galaxy, which got its name, Via Lactea, from the Romans who, lacking imagination, simply borrowed the name from a Greek myth involving the breast of a goddess spurting milk across the sky.
 
 
 
Reviews

 
The latest in the wonderful 'Bluffer's Guide" series takes us on a whirlwind tour of the Universe... even the most expert astronomer will enjoy digging out these nuggets to convey at an astro convention, or to enliven dinner party talk. Buy, and enjoy!
BBC Sky at Night
 

The English language continually evolves. Just see Ambrose Bierce's definition of dictionary. New concepts call for new words that often evolve from a new dictum. Astronomy has made its fair share of contributions to this cause. But, Daniel Hudon's book "The Bluffer's Guide to the Cosmos" belies such augmentations. Within, the language is as common and everyday as what you used around the gas pump or barber shop. Yet, the science and information is as exact and appropriate as needed to communicate an idea.

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The means to apparent instant erudition without having to know or study anything.
The Daily Mail
 
An astonishing amount of information anyone may profit from.
The Daily Telegraph
 
An amazing amount of solid fact disguised as frivolous observation.
The Sunday Telegraph
 
Table of Contents

Introduction

The big picture

Understanding the cosmos
The Big Bang
It's all relative
A millisecond history of the cosmos
Universal issues

Contents of the cosmos
The interstellar medium
Stars and Suns
Gamma ray bursts
Cosmic dungeons: black holes
Quasars
Gravitational lenses
Galaxies
- The Milky Way

Closer to home
Constellations
A few famous stars

The Solar System
The age of the Solar System
The reason for sun glasses
The planets
- Finding the planets
- Planet distances
Mercury: going to extremes
Venus: love is hell
Earth: life is good
The moon
Mars: anybody home?
Jupiter: by Jove
Saturn: a 24-carat ring
Uranus: yours to discover
Neptune: the new last planet
Dwarf planets
- Pluto
- Eris
Way out there
- Asteroids
- Meteors and meteorites
- Comets

Loose ends
Evidence for the Big Bang
Cosmic accounting
- Dark matter
- Mysterious dark energy
Is anybody there?
The fate of the universe

Glossary

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Author: Daniel Hudon
Format: 96 pages, pb
Published: April 2009
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Price: £4.99
ISBN: 978-1-903096-42-0
  
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