The Bluffer's Guide to the Internet
By Robert Ainsley
 
Extracts from the book

 
Passwords
Freebie CDs which promise that you'll be 'on-line in minutes!' rely on the Emperor's New Clothes syndrome: two hours later you'll still be stuck at the password stage. You think it's your fault and daren't tell your friends. Yet everyone else is having the same experience.
 
Hot links
A stylish, recently-added Web page is said to be 'hot'. A page which is particularly hot is 'cool'. A page which is especially good is 'wicked'. And the more a page is littered with graphics and tables, the more it is said to be 'neat'. You can therefore make any critical judgement you like about a Web site, and it will never be clear from your description whether you are praising it, damning it, damning it with faint praise, praising it with faint damns, or just making the damn thing up entirely.
 
Coming attractions
Far and away the most accessed sites on the Internet are those related to sex. There are newsgroups, picture galleries and how-to articles for every orientation, desire, fantasy and fetish possible. And several for those that aren't. The content of all sites is the same. To get hold of it you have to wait a very long time, and when it does arrive it's disappointing and extremely short. Rather, come to think of it, like...
 
Reviews

 
Of course, a Bluffer's Guide will be of little use to the true expert. But if you want that air of experience with the experience itself, spend £3.99 on the book and you too can save the £2,000-plus and countless hours of frustration it takes to become a seasoned surfer.
Wired Magazine
 
Whether you love or loathe the Internet, this has all-embracing appeal. And if you're of the non-nerd persuasion, this is a fantastic opportunity for you to reassure yourself that you're not really missing out on the telecommunications revolution.
Cyberia Magazine
 
If you read nothing else about the Internet, take to heart the succinct warning on page six: "Unlike normal computing, which is important and useful, the Internet is trivial and virtually useless, but a fascinating way to waste all that spare time you have now that your job has been taken by a computer."
The Daily Telegraph
 
Table of Contents
 

Introduction

What the Internet Offers
E-mail
Newsgroups
World Wide Web

Going On-line
Hooking Up
Connection Problems

Using the Internet
News
E-commerce
Banking
Shopping
Love
Sex
Making
Friends
Reference
Music
Teleworking
Video Conferencing
Centralising Data
Advertising
Market Research

Smileys

Internet Types
Surfers
Paddlers
Divers
Splashers
Sharks

The Future

Glossary

 
Author: Robert Ainsley
Format: 64 pages, pb
Published: 01/03/99
Updated: August 2000
Price: £3.99
ISBN-10 & ISBN-13: 1-902825-51-9
  
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