The Bluffer's Guide to Marketing
By Graham Harding and Paul Walton
 
Extracts from the book

 
Perceived demand
In lay terms the marketing concept means that you stand a better chance of flogging something if you understand whether and why someone wants it in the first place.
 
Presentation
The whole area of successful presentation is bluff. Expensive courses on presentation put it slightly differently, but that's what they mean.
 
Decentralisation
As young marketing trainees discover - life is not pure Kostler and there are many companies where marketing is neither the centre of the universe nor the centre of the 'organisational wheel'. In fact there are many companies where the motorcycle couriers are more 'integrated' than the marketing department.
 
Marketing plans
Just as all politicians have to face election from time to time, marketeers have to get through marketing plans. In fact these activities are very similar - both involve rehashing the past and over-promising the future.
 
Reviews

 
The best marketing book ever...............
I first bought this book about 10 years ago when I found myself starting on the marketing corporate ladder, it tells you everything you need to know about the industry, who does what, what advertising does and doesn't do, what the the job titles mean, and more importantly what the jargon actually means! I'm now a head of marketing and yet I still regularly read my copy (just to check !) and give copies to new starts in marketing (and old hands who should know better) Trust me - one read through will teach you more than any course by a 'marketing guru'.
A reader from London, England
 
Beneath the frivolous exterior the books have some valuable lessons. They are in effect basic guides to their subjects which will be of particular value to those not directly involved, but who need a working knowledgeƒ
Marketing
 
A mixture of fact, fun, genuine erudition and useful jargon.
Evening Leader, Clywd
 
Any marketing person who has not read this book has almost certainly wasted their time and money reading all the others. It's funny, witty, and true. And even if you don't agree, it makes a wonderful gift to your boss, who won't know whether to be grateful or insulted.
A reader from the USA
 
Table of Contents
 

The Marketing Concept
Marketing as Warfare
Marketing Neuroses
Integration
Selling
The Diffusion of Marketing

Speaking the Language

Marketing Gurus

Marketing Types
The Academic
The Action Man
The Street Trader

The Marketing Hierarchy
Marketing and its Interfaces

What Marketeers Do
1. Develop Market Plans
2. Commission Market Research
3. Launch New Products
4. Brand Things
5. Make Presentations
6. Buy Advertising
7. Promote Sales
8. Exploit PR
9. Call in Consultancies

Jargon:
Speaking the Language
Market Research Jargon
New Product Jargon
Promotion Jargon
Jargon

Diagrams:
Diffusion of Innovations
Ansoff's Diversification Matrix
Boston Group Matrix
Emergency Matrix

Bluffers guide to Marketing
 
Author: Graham Harding and Paul Walton
Format: 64 pages, pb
Published: 01/04/2005
Updated: NEW EDITION
Price: £3.99
ISBN-10 & ISBN-13:
1-903096-55-3
978-1-903096-55-0
  
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