The Bluffer's Guide to Small Business
By John Winterson Richards
 
Extracts from the book

 
Small is big
The best way to own one's own big business is to start with a small one and make it bigger, and the best way to do that is to convince everyone that the small business is already a big business.
 
Bank managers
Trying to bluff a Bank Manager is a bit like trying to out-eat a Sumo-wrestler: it's theoretically possible but just not very likely.
 
Planning
The Business Plan must include a Budget. When it becomes clear that this is completely unrealistic, it can be updated by Forecasts, which in turn can be replaced by 'Revised Forecasts' when they, too, prove to be inaccurate. It is absolutely vital that you are always able to point to an up-to-date plan which shows that the finances are on target (even if that plan was only produced the night before to formalise an existing situation).
 
The unexpected
The only things that are guaranteed to happen are those that could never be imagined (the First Law of Business Forecasting: expect the unexpected).
 
Good accountant
A good accountant should be defined as one who saves you in taxes almost as much as he charges in fees.
 
Reviews

 
The Bluffer's Guide to Small Business is a must for any would-be entrepreneur.
Evening Telegraph and Argus
 
With 250,000 small businesses starting every day and 185,000 collapsing, nobody in independent business or considering going-it-alone should be without a copy.
Kent Evening Post
 
Apart from the humorous asides, the book carries a great deal of factual information on such subjects as strategy and business planning, marketing and financial matters, disguised as an easy and entertaining read.
Evening News and Star
 
Table of Contents
 

The Mission
The Professional Game
The Amateur Game

Objectives
The Old School
The Eternal Executive
The Family Firm
The Honest Craftsman
The Eccentric

The Business Plan
The Mission Statement
The Strategy
The Financial Data

Starting Up
To Be or Not to Be (Incorporated)
Who's Who
Building an Empire
What's in a Name?
Creating an Image

Marketing
Market Research
Promotion
Distribution

Operations

Dealing with People
The Bank Manager
The Accountant
The Personal Assistant
The Business Partner
The Rest of the World

Glossary

 
Author: John Winterson Richards
Format: 64 pages, pb
Published: 01/04/2005
Updated: NEW EDITION
Price: £3.99
ISBN-10 & ISBN-13:
1-903096-73-1
978-1-903096-73-4
  
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